To start I’ll have a tart please,
a tart of toes and teeth,
a splash of eyelash, dash of mash,
with ankles underneath.
I’ll have a plate of knees please,
a sprinkling of toes,
toenails for some extra crunch –
now, will that be enough for lunch?
I’m going to give myself a treat –
I love to end with something sweet.
Slow cooked crispy elbow please
with roasted hairy feet.